The Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) held a Dharna against electoral rigging on May 13, 2013 at Defence, Lahore which continued for a couple of days, causing lot of inconvenience to the passers-by, until the PTI workers were forcibly ejected by the local residents.
Today Imran Khan and his workers are again holding a dharna in Lahore against inflation as if there is no inflation in Khyber Pakhtoonkhwa where PTI is the ruling party. Anyway let’s see if Jahangir Tareen announces selling milk at Rs.40 per liter out of his huge farm house while Shah Mahmood Qureshi and Javed Hashmi announce their unconditional support for agricultural income tax and Khursheed Mahmood Kasuri announces an 80% reduction in fees in the Beacon House for underprivileged children. That would be difficult for these turncoats -a more comfortable option is dharna. (Please 13-D 1 waloo don't forget this was your political party and they were bringing change to this soil, May I know your views?)
Eena: Beboo this lawn is fabulous. I think it is home couture.
Meena: Oh! Have you seen new jumpsuits and fancy pants from Geomatrics; so simple in design and so bold!
Tina: Have you tried the cold pressure oils from Ethnic?
Alizeh: Have you been to the PFDC fashion week?
Teeloo: How is Sophia and what is she doing?
Meeloo: She is in Cantt and has done her specialization in ‘female ejaculation’ from ‘Santa Barbara Institute of Sexual Health of United States' and has set up her own clinic in Lahore and US and only intelligent dr with deep knowledge in the town according to her.
Seeloo: Wow! Pinky, this Crossroads casual is gorgeous!
Luqman: Dad has bought me a new SuperLow Harley Davidson 2013.
Ainan: I am leaving for a BS in “Psychology of women” at the University of New York in Ouagadougou in the West African state of Burkina Faso.
Faizan: Roni who is that chic in off white.
Roni: She is Jimmy’s ex-wife.
Faizan: Gorgeous!
Sheena (addressing the crowd): This dharna will continue till ECP announces reelections.
Mickey: Yes, we will fight for the rights of the poor people of this country; till death!
Meena: This is Tehreer square of Pakistan and we will bring a revolution from here!
Tina: Ladies and gentlemen Salman Ahmad will be here in a while with his band!
Pinto: Hope he would sing some of his greatest hits!
Seema: Look, these “gunjas” are back in power and this county is doomed! Sb3 give me a cigarette, we are goanna fight them!
Tipu: Hi Maria haven’t seen your ex for so long?
Nazish: Well, he is in Dubai with his “new”. Thank God he divorced; I am so relieved!
Beena: Hey Reenu go get some burgers from McDonald’s; Salman Ahmad is coming with the band!
Faryal: Sonu go home and get some cushion’s am not feeling comfortable over these rocks.
Sb3: I just got a call; Salman Ahmad may not be coming. He is not feeling well.
Beenish Dinoo: Oh no! Let’s go Janoo; we have to settle the kids.
Babloo: Oh my Gosh! It’s so hot here I think we have to leave now!
Zack & Haris: Ohh! And the mosquitoes; We are almost dead!
Sheena: I just got a call from a friend; the good news is Salman Ahmad is coming!
Kitto: We will not leave this place until our demands are met!
Bitto: We will die here and bring the revolution!
Kate: We don’t accept the election results and will stay on till the “gunjas” are ousted!
Samia: Hi Aapa how are you?
Aapa: I am good.
Sheela: How is Jade Rafiq?
As usual; hunting for some new chick!
Sheela: Bunty Sb3 go and get some snacks from “Hardees”.
Sheena: I just got a call that Salman Ahmad is not coming!
Sweety Beboo: Oh no! I got to leave guys; Umer is not feeling well at home since morning!
Raphael: I have to pick kids from Fia’s; see if I come back?
Bilal: Why the hell is he not coming; that bloody pop star. I think there is no use wasting time here. Lets’ move!
Sidra: Ya let’s go, it’s getting late! I have to watch my favorite Turkish soap opera!
Smarty: Ok Guys, we have to fight for the downtrodden of this country. Let’s decide on a course of action and see each other tomorrow!
Funny: 4 PM at Gloria Jean’s! And please bring Eena, Meena, Tina, Sheena, Sidra, Maleeha, Faryal, Samia, Beenish and Fatima along, they are nice girls!!!
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